What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 09:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Musk rails against Trump tax bill, calling it ‘a disgusting abomination’ - The Washington Post

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Red Dead Redemption star says he "possibly misled some people" but insists "exciting" news is still on the way - Eurogamer

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Darwin Loved Worms. They May Have Just Proved Him Wrong About Evolution. - Yahoo

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Swimmer's itch: What it is and how to treat it - kare11.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Dow Jones Futures: Israel-Iran Attacks Hit Market; The Next AI Winners After Nvidia, Broadcom? - Investor's Business Daily

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Trying To Build Muscle? Here's The Type Of Protein You Should Eat - Women's Health

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Fed on Hold Leaves Wall Street Asking What It Will Take to Cut Interest Rates - Bloomberg.com

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Fighters react to Kamaru Usman's rebound win vs. Joaquin Buckley at UFC on ESPN 69 - MMA Junkie

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Texas governor vetoes hemp ban bill - Politico

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones